1. If time doesn't wait for you,
don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a
good person is like

expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and
what clothes we wear,

but what we are inside

. So, try going out naked
tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,

walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

That's called Attitude…! Keep on
rocking!

5. Every lady hopes

that her daughter will marry a
better man than she did

and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father
did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank
had no affair.

When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said

, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the
Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:

Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,

jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have
girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either

illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest
enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu
di ya chacha di???

12. When things go wrong, when
sadness fills your heart,

When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…

Eh
Ganpat, chal daru la…

 13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken
driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!